Alex Day

Pokémon, What Happened To You?
I remember when there were only 150 of youWell, technically 151 if you are counting Mew, but I digressI guess I spent the best years of my little lifeSurfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 RevivesAnd I miss the Pokémon CenterI miss its music tooAnd the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on waterPokémon, what happened to you?In the old days, you only got one form of every kindI could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to tryBut now you've shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggsOh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for sexI miss the cycling road, don't you knowI miss the music tooAnd I can't believe you used to be in black and whitePokémon, what happened to youNow Legendary means nothing to meBecause one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirtyAnd I only want three choices for my EeveeI don't want a rival if his name is not GaryAnd how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I don't knowI miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easierSongtexteI miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move itI miss watching my Charmander evolve into a CharmeleonI don't accept your Leaf Green, they'll always be Red and Blue to meYesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by UnownThe spelled the words ?I'm sorry on behalf of NintendoWe don't get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-soAnd the Pokédex was fine, it didn't need a radio?I miss the Team Rocket hideoutAnd I miss the music tooAnd why have shinies if they're so impossible to findPokémon, what happened to youPokémon, what happened to youAnd I'll never again experience that joy of mineBecause you are incompatible with my brand new DSi Aus Songtexte Mania