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I wanna be a nun,So I can marry a priest and we'll have a baby,And we'll name him Jesus.Our house would have a poolFor little baby Jesus to walk on,And we'd send him to Sunday schoolTo sing songs about himself.Oh, mom and dad, I wanna be a nun.Wouldn't it be funTo go to Rockefeller Center and go ice skating?It's a shame I know, but it's okayTo be singing songs about the nunneryWhere they sent Ophelia,But that's Shakespeare and this is God(One in the same says my English teacher)I wanna be a nun,So I can drink wine on Sundays, And beer on St. Patrick's DayWith Sister Mary Margaret O'Brien,The Father, and the Son.We'd all go for a driveWith a little puppy dog named MosesAnd he'd part the traffic as we sit on the 405.SongtexteBecause nuns are neat and nuns are cool.I met a lot of nuns in Catholic school.Consensus says nuns like to sing,But I once met a nun in a boxing ring,Just with a doll (?)Woooaaah,I wanna be a nun, So I can meet Whoopi Goldberg and hide in casinosAnd pray to save old crooks, and pray for starving kidThen we'd hang with Donald Trump, sporting our old big habits,And then we'd go flying with the mom from Forest Gump.Wo-oh, mom and dad, I wanna be a nunWouldn't it be funTo go to Rockefeller Center and go ice skating?It's a shame I know, but it's okayTo be singing songs about the nunneryWhere they sent Ophelia,But that's Shakespeare and this is Go-o-o-o-o-o-od, God! Aus Songtexte Mania