Hank Green

I'm Not Edward Cullen
The hidden moon is rising over Forks, WashingtonAnd suddenly you shy away from my body's warmthMy muscles are hard as I can make 'emBut that's not enough for youYou want me to be cold and hardLike a moving marble statueThe only thing that you think you needIs the one thing that I can never beYou don't love me cause I'm not Edward CullenI can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullenBut you can't help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyesSo you think you can't be the one and only girl for meOnly one man can protect me from harmPlus a hundred years of investment made him richer than GodFor a century he saved his virginity for meBut I know all about that girl you scored with in 2003He's the only man that I can't resistAnd you can't convince me he does not existI can't love you cause you're not Edward CullenYou can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullenBut I can't help but realise these are golden contacts in your eyesSongtexteSo you can never be the one and only boy for meIt's so superficial that you love his fancy carsBut Edward Cullen also never ever has to fartI hope some day his child will rip its way out of your wombGive up now and we can still be friendsI'll never fall in love with you Aus Songtexte Mania