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Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome I don't necessarily have to be here for this I'm gonna keep the headphones though motherfucker I'm awesome! no you're not dude, don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! there's no voice mail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my facebook wall you know my pants sag low (low) even though (though) that went out of style like ten years ago (go) Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle and lyrically I'm not the best physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet Songtexteso preposterous feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest oh yes! the girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult uh uhh I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased me? I'll never date an actress got to many back zits plus my whole home aroma is cat piss every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it I'm awesome! no you're not dude, don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! there's no voice mail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my facebook wall I'm awesome! (swagger of a cripple) check it out I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and I can't ski smoke weed but I can't roll blunts might be with my wifey my necks not icy eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey uh and my unibrow is plucked just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks she's like "for what? blunt wraps and some Heinekens? you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins" I'm like mom, please don't blame it on me I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet and the hair on my ass it is Jumanji suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift can't tweet up on my Twitter cuz I haven't done shit bank account red, body ungroomed the good thing about me is I'm off stage soon I'm awesome! no you're not dude, don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! there's no voice mail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my facebook wall I'm awesome! futher more I'm cornier than ethynol cheesier than provolone I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home with a ego the size of Tim Duncan even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls because I spent a decade filling Optimos and I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my game and only about as sexy as John McCain now put your hands up if you have nightmares if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here if you got dandruff if you drink light beer I'm out of breath... but I'm awesome! no you're not dude, don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! there's no voice mail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my facebook wall I'm awesome!!! Aus Songtexte Mania