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(Craig Wiseman/Gary Loyd) I gave up pimento cheese D-D-Domino's delivery Whiskey sours Apple pies Finger-lickin' chicken fried Are gastronomic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave 'em up a while ago Don't do no dip-defyin' Rollercoster ridin' Now days I just take it slow Every since we started datin' I been compensatin' To keep from gettin' up To hell any quicker 'Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker Now when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor SongtexteSilky hair garnet lips Swingin' double-jointed hips My blood begins to roar And when she nibbles on me ear It's partly pleasure partly beer Little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpatatin' Feelin' like the end is near I oughta get a policy A double indemity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer 'Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker That's my girl Yeah she's hard on the ticker I oughta get a policy A double indemity It'd make my benificiary A whole lot richer---- Because she's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker Oh she's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker Hey she's hard on the ticker Aus Songtexte Mania