Baby Bird

Mans Tight Vest
Man's tight vest, I can't get in, can't make a nest for myself, yeah. Mmmm yeah. Mmmm yeah. I feel like a woman, yet I was born a man. Wished I'd been christened Valerie instead of Stan. In a man's tight vest I don't fit into this world. I was born a boy and I wish I was a girl. No-one understands in this sceptical world Why I walk like a girl when I talk like man. Sometimes I feel like a pony, but my feet have ten toes not hooves, I have stubble on my chin, and a big feminine button nose. In a man's tight vest, I don't fit into this world. I was born a boy child, but I wish I'd been a girl. Am I drawing you a picture, a photograph for your mind, I'm shaped like a knocker, on the door of mankind. Bang me once or twice (bang bang bang bang bang bang) And I'll take off the chain, (bang bang bang bang bang bang) I answer through the crack to Stanley (?), but if you like you can call me Jane. I'm so terribly confused (like a swan in a wormhole (?)) Which shoes for what dress? I'm happy with my nails (even Jesus wasn't jealous) and my hair's a mess. Bang me on the backside, bang me on the chest, I'm a woman inside a man, thirty-six in a Man's tight vest. Aus Songtexte Mania