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Well ever since I got hereI been chained to the barThere's only Stroh's on tap hereAnd something that looks like tarThe drunk who's sittin' next to meHas eaten a hundred pickled eggsThere's nails stickin' through my stoolAnd up into my legsThe barkeep don't clean the glassesBefore he pours the brewAnd it my take him thirteen daysBefore he gets to youThe drinks all look like they've beenMade with devil spitThey can sure fill up your bladderBut they don't make you forgetIn Satan's Honky-TonkThere ain't no hope in hereThey're all out of pretzelsAnd they only serve light beerOnce I had everythingIt only cost a soul to sellNow I'm forever stuck hereAt the honky-tonk in HellSongtexteThere's a jukebox in the cornerWith all my favorite hitsThe records all are broken And the wiring's on the fritzThere's a critter with an old guitarAnd the devil starts to croonWell he can play guitar OKBut the devil sings out of tuneIn Satan's Honky-TonkThere ain't no hope in hereThey're all out of pretzelsAnd they only serve light beerOnce I had everythingIt only cost a soul to sellNow I'm forever stuck hereAt the honky-tonk in HellThere's a pretty little waitressHer skin is a crimson redShe likes to tear my heart outWith those horns upon her headShe reminds me of my ex-wifeBack when I was aliveWell I remember her bad And it kinda makes me gladTo be down here in this diveAnd in Satan's Honky-TonkThere ain't no hope in hereThey're all out of pretzelsAnd they only serve light beerOnce I had everythingIt only cost a soul to sellNow I'm forever stuck hereAt the honky-tonk in HellNow I'm forever stuck hereAt the honky-tonk in Hell Aus Songtexte Mania