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Look at my facial hair!(Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere!)(Where'd you get that beard?)I grew it(How do you keep it so clean?)I shampoo it(Yeah!)I really wish I could grow a mustache(Why don't you?)Well, frankly, I don't have the cashYou gotta take care of your facial hairOtherwise it gets scruffy and bareThe elements of styleFor the beard ownerThe essential manualFor owners of beardsTrim it, cut it, comb it, style itClean it, and scent with violetLove it, but don't get violentRub it, but not in publicEat with it, but don't get messyThe only rule is keep it classy!I was on a fishing boatSongtexteAnd I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't floatThree weeks later out at seaI realized this beard wasn't working for meI tried to shave it off but I had no creamEveryone on the boat could hear me scream!--Love for meAnd love for youLove for each otherBaby be my booLove for meAnd love for youLust for my beardLook at what I grewLook at my sexy facial hairOh man, hot-damn, it's everywhere!It's everywhere!It's everywhere!It's everywhere! Aus Songtexte Mania