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Baby bunny, baby honeyCrying in your crib tonightDon't you know that your dad's on call and your mom's too tall to bend down?That's what you get for having model, role model parentsThey give you the cheek bones, but they keep the love to themselvesAll the hugs to themselves, they doI was born stupid, like all the babiesBut I didn't let that end the conversationBack when coitue wasn't even invented and knocking was just for doorsYour mom popped out of your daddy's ribsGod said, "Get back, go back, you're way too curvy, too wordy, and too pervy"But your mom said, "I'm here, I'm queer, cum in this gourd. Give me something to work with."I was born stupid, like all the babiesBut I didn't let that end the conversationYour mom called and asked me if I could babysitI said, "Not for little brats, like you and your little sister.There ain't no, no, no, no way I'm coming over for less than $7.50Mama, you better put out, put out that the blank checkThe ones with the dolphins swimming"I was born stupid, like all the babiesBut I didn't let that end the conversationSongtexteI moved into higher educationI was an Ivy League babyYou found out the hard way that you had a brother in OklahomaHe saw you in the tire and thought, "That girl's got the same cheek bonesShe might be the one that rich family adoptedI'm going to sue her for the life she stole from me by being the firstborn"I was born stupid, like all the babiesBut I didn't let that end the conversationI was the baby in the back of the lecture hallI wiped my ass with your diplomaBaby, baby, wah, wah Aus Songtexte Mania