My First Earthquake

Designer Boyfriend
I'll slap your back if you slap mineWe'll stand up straight and we won't get tiredWe kiss like strangers, but fuck like fliesIn my Book of Touch, that's three high-fivesAin't too tender, ain't going head over heelsBe with me and smile brightWe'll be the only stars on the floor tonightWe both love shopping and contour linesAnd agree Burt Morris should resignI don't care who you screwIf you just be straight, I'll stay with youWouldn't it be great to live forever this way?Designer boyfriend, you draw the lines in some strange ass placesDesigned her boyfriend, set with the wrong typefacesWe slept in late just like we bloomedWe woke up tired, and I questioned you,"You don't rest still, you toss and turn.In your heart of hearts, what gender burns?"Ain't it funny how we think lines are straight?I peed that day after your showerSongtexteBoy, it sure did smell like flowersOn the steamed up mirror next to the clock, I saw you had written, "I heart cock"I guess that answers who you screwIf you just be straight, I'd stay with youWouldn't it be quaint to live forever this way?Designer boyfriend, you draw the lines in some strange ass placesDesigned her boyfriend, set with the wrong typefaces(I found your stash of gay porn andI thought to myself, "I'm so forlorned,Rebecca, you should have listened when Granddaddy warned youIt's a land of fruit and nuts, this state of California.")Bumped into you at the day spaBut I've found myself a better braA better guy to hold my breastsSo when I'm at work, he just restsAin't no longer finding my underwear gonePulled the wool from off my eyesUnderstood why you like my boyish styleCaught the bus down at the cornerGot off by the way where the boys are hornierI don't care if you're a disco starI'm never going back to the Boy BarYour color composition might be best in the MissionBut I don't like the way your sex is positionedDon't, don't, don't, no I don'tDesigner boyfriend, you draw the lines in some strange ass placesDesigned her boyfriend, set with the wrong typefacesPut your prisma colors back in your pencil case Aus Songtexte Mania