Lonley Island (The)

Jizz in my Pants
Lock eyes from across the roomDown my drink while the rhythms boomTake your hands, skip the namesNo need here for the silly gamesMake our way through the smoke and crowdThe club is the sky and I'm on your cloudMove in close as the lasers flyOur bodies touch and the angels cryLeave this place go back to yoursOur lips first touch outside your doorsThe whole night what we've got in storeWhisper in my ear that you want some moreAnd I jizz in my pantsThis really never happens you can take my wordI won't apologizeThat's just absurdMainly your fault for the way that you danceAnd now I jizz in my pantsDon't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slutPlus it's your faultYou were rubbing my buttI'm very sensitiveSome would say thats a plusNow I'll go home and changeSongtexteI need a few things from the groceryDo things alone now mostlyLeft me heartbroken, not lookin' for loveSurprise in my eyes when I looked aboveThe checkout counter and I saw her faceMy heart stood still so did time and spaceNever thought that I could feel real againBut the look in her eyes said I need a friendShe turned to me that's when she said itLooked me dead in the face, asked cash or creditAnd I jizzed in my pantsIt's perfectly normalNothing wrong with meBut we're going to need a cleanupOn aisle 3And now I'm posed in an awkward stanceBecause I jizzed in my pantsTo be fairYou were flirting a lotPlus the way you bag cans makes meBothered and hotPlease stop acting like you're not impressedOne more thingI'm gonna pay by checkLast week, I saw a filmAs I recall it was a horror filmWalked outside into the rainChecked my phone and saw you rangAnd I jizzed in my pantsSpeeding in the street, when the red lights flashNeed to get away, need to make a dashA song comes on that reminds me of youAnd I jizz in my pantsThe next dayMy alarm goes offAnd I jizz in my pantsOpen the window and a breeze rolls inAnd I jizz in my pantsWhen Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth SenseI jizzed in my pantsI just ate a grapeAnd I jizzed in my pantsI went to. . .Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?I jizz right in my pantsEvery time you're next to meAnd when we're holdin handsIts like havin sex with meYou say I'm prematureI just call it ectasyI wear a rubber at all timesIts a necessityCuz I jizz in my pants(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))Yes I jizz in my pants(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) Aus Songtexte Mania