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Deidre were the name of my first wifeAnd she really were the true love of my lifeBut she ran off with me best mate Jimand I really do miss him'cos we used go crown green bowling Tuesday nightAround the house I still see Deidre's faceIn the nick-nacks that she left around the placeAnd my hearts in dis-arraySo I'm flogging her stuff on e-bayYes ee-by-eck Ebay is really aceAnd theres a starting bid of a quidon the Bullseye teatowelI got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hatAnd there's two hours to goOn the Fred Dibnah photoYes Ebay's great for selling all your tatOh yes cocker the post it is freeOn my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVDI feel like c'auctioning my hatBut until then I'll startBy selling all her Right Said Fred CD'sOh believe you me I'm auctioning the lotSongtextePlease check out all the feedback I have gotI'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour postersAnd backstreet boys drink coastersAnd a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour when it's hot, hot, hotAnd theres a starting bid of a quidon the Bullseye teatowelI got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hatAnd there's two hours to goOn the Fred Dibnah photoYes Ebay's great for selling all your tatI've sold the lot and I feel empty insideAnd my true emotions can no longer hideBut I'll tell thee summat for knowtI've had a look in me PayPal accountThere's two grand in thereI'm off to buy a Russian brideCome on!And theres a starting bid of a quidon the Bullseye teatowelI got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hatAnd there's two hours to goOn the Fred Dibnah photoYes Ebay's great for selling all your tat Aus Songtexte Mania