Kunt And The Gang
The Two Finger Test
On my 16th birthday my Dad came into my roomNo, he didn't interfere with me if that's what you presumedHe said "Now you're a man, Kunt, with a full set of pubesI've got some information that you will need to useSometimes a lady's private parts can be a pongy placeIf she's been dancing at a disco and then sits on your faceSo make sure you go in finger's first, do it just in caseAnd you have to have a sneaky sniff while having an embrace"It's called the Two Finger TestThe Two Finger TestBefore you go and muff diveWait a mo' may I suggest?She'll think a cuddle's niceAnd if you take my adviceYou can sneakily do the Two Finger TestSo everytime I sup from the furry cupI take my Pop's advice and I pop two fingers upAnd when those fingers fail the test I thank my old manEspecially when you get one that smells like a burger vanOh, the Two Finger TestThe Two Finger TestFor checking if chuff's are whiffyIt's the system that works bestSongtexteShe need never knowIf you lick her down belowThat she has passed the Two Finger TestIt's called the Two Finger TestThe Two Finger TestIf my ex-girlfriend's hear this songI'm sure they'll be impressedEverytime I didn't goAnd lick 'em down belowThat they have failed the Two Finger Test
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