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(Sit your wee-wee downSit your wee-wee downSit your wee-wee down1-2-3, have a sit down wee!)I used to think that I was coolAs cool as Henry WinklerBut then my penis started actingLike a garden sprinklerMy Mum was sympathetic at firstAnd showed a bit of lenienceUntil her bathroom started smellingLike a public convenienceI'd pissed all over the toilet seatAnd all over the matWhen I sprayed a bit on dolly on the spare bog rollShe couldn't handle thatI was suffering from soggy socksAnd turn-ups filled with pissBut one day I weed while having a pooAnd I thought "It's easy this..."A sit down wee, a sit down weeReal men say you should stand upBut I just don't agreeNow my wee is penal, not vaginalSongtexteYou won't find me at a urinalA seated leak is my techniqueI have a sit down weeThose who sprinkle when they tinkleSit down and have a wee!Those who dribble after a widdleSit down and have a wee!If you pop your cock between your legsYou'll have no trouble with the dregsYou'll end up doing more number 2'sBut that comes with the territoryA sit down wee, a sit down weeIf you want your shoes to remain newWell, then I decreeIf it's good enough for Larry DavidThen it's good enough for me!Sitting down's not just for brownI'll have a sit down wee Aus Songtexte Mania