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Now if you want to be a proper blokeDespite what you might thinkIt's not about how much you smokeOr if you can hold your drinkIt's not even how many timesYou've potted the pinkThe thing that makes you manlyIs your pubesI don't care if you're musclyOr can bench-press 200 poundsIt doesn't matter if your knob's so longIt drags along the ground'Cause after extensive researchI can reveal I've foundThe thing that makes you manlyIs your pubesIt's your pubes, it's your pubesThe hairs around your privates, that's your pubesSo, don't you shave them backLet 'em sprout around your sackBecause the thing that makes you manlyIs your pubesIt doesn't matter if you're popularSongtexteOr skilful at footballOr got a hard job like a bouncerIt makes no difference at all'Cause if your cock's like a plucked turkeyIt all goes to the wallBecause the thing that makes you manlyIs your pubesNow some people call me a hypocriteBecause I like a shaven quimBut I point out Samson and DelilahAnd look what happened to himShe snuck into his bedroomWhile he was having a snoozeAnd the poor sod, he lost all his strengthBecause she shaved off all his pubes!'Cause it's your pubes, it's your pubesThey're like your corey's hairdo, that's your pubesSo keep your pube's aliveThey should look like the Jackson 5Because a lot of the greatest BritonsHave had great pubesWinston Churchill - he had a lot of pubesWilly Shakespeare - he had a lot of pubesKevin Keegan - he had a lot of pubesBrian Blessed - he had a lot of pubesGeoff Capes - he had a lot of pubesFred West - he had a lot of pubesThe 1966 World Cup winning teamYeah, man! They had a lot of pubes'Cause it's your pubesThe hairs around your ding-dong-diddly, that's your pubesSo just go with the flowDon't trim 'em, let 'em grow!'Cause the thing that makes you manly, it's your pubes Aus Songtexte Mania