Kunt And The Gang
Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?)
Men with beards, what are they hiding?Could I handle the truth if they chose me to confide in?Or would my dead body be found down a railway sidingWhere I'd been murdered by a man with a beardWhere I'd been murdered by a man with a beardYou can't work out what they're thinking in their faceBecause they've got hair growing all over the placeYou can't tell what they're up to, maybe it's best not to knowPerhaps they're full of hair up hereBut they've got none down below?Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods?Do they interfere with kidsAnd make them say 'Thank you' afterwards?Do they hang around in parks and wait till after darkJump out of the bushes and then fuck you for a lark?Men with beards, what are they concealing?That facial fuzz gives me an uneasy feelingBut they'll hide my dismembered corpse up in the ceilingWhere I've been butchered by a man with a beardWhere I've been butchered by a man with a beardShipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, HaystacksThey were all hiding something and that's an actual fact'Whispering' Bob Harris - why was his voice so soft?SongtexteHad he murdered a prositute up in his loft?Now, Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire RipperHe avoided the use of a razor or clipperThey've all got a secret, don't think that they ain'tIt could be something as simple as a skin complaintMen with beards, what are they obscuring?They all seem so confident and so assuringBut to some waste ground you they'll be alluringWhere you'll be bludgeoned by a man with a beardWhere you'll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard(Watch out for men with beards!)
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