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You can't say cunt in CanadaSaying cunt's not very nice at allNo, you can't say cunt in CanadaSo we asked the sheilas what they called itAnd they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,So if you say cunt in Canada,You gotta say it with a velvet glove.And, you can't say cunt in CanadaNow, you can't say cunt in CanadaSo I thought I better ask the guysNow, you can't say cunt in CanadaWhy wasn't I surprisedWhen they said gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassooNo, you can't say cunt in CanadaCause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rudeNo, you can't say cunt in CanadaSo when I get to MontrealIf you're gonna say cunt in CanadaYou gotta say it in French as wellSo here goes: pilerplut, la cunt, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pewNo, you can't say cunt in CanadaCause cunt's considered pretty damn rudeAnd you can't say cunt in Canada Aus Songtexte Mania