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My gradfather's cock was an itsy bitsy dickyAnd it hardly took up any room at allHad a head and a neck, but Jesus Christ by heckYou should've seen the size of granddad's ballsHe had a horn on the morn of the day that he was bornAnd though it was erect you couldn't seeCause my grandfather's cock was a pissy little pisserBut his clangers they were hanging to his kneesA tiny wee appendage (not a cock, not a cock)An inch from end to end, it's (not a cock, not a cock)Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wartOn the old man's nutsWell my grandfather's cock was a huge motherfuckerAnd his pecker was a wrecker so they sayAnd you shoulda seen the head, you shoulda seen the neckYou should take me for a wrestle in the hayHad a head like a steer, nothin' 'tween the fuckin' earsYou shoulda seen that god damn neckLike a giant of a man with a pumpkin in his handsKept that pumpkin fuckin' pumpin' near to deathYou shoulda seen that darn thing (what a cock, what a cock)SongtexteRearin' like a Mustang (what a cock, what a cock)It was wild, mean, coiled up in his jeansWhoop-it-I-oh let her out and let her rideWell my grandfather's cock was just average for an AussieWeighed I spose, thirty, fourty poundsAnd overall his old fella was just a couple of inchesJust a couple of inches fron draggin' on the groundHad a vein in its neck like a fuckin' opera singerAnd a head like an old school bellAnd a pair of leather knackers like a ringer's saddle bagsPicked up ribbons at the royal show as wellFair dinkim mate, I kid you not (what a cock, what a cock)Just an average Aussie cock (what a cock, what a cock)And he still ploughs an acre every dayCrawlin' round on his hands and his knees Aus Songtexte Mania