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Drag the lake, CharlieCharlie, drag the lakeLester didn't come home last nightAnd Wanda's all irateBetter keep your fingers crossedAnd hope we find him drownedWanda's gonna come and kill us allIf he shows up in townDrag the lake, CharlieI heard that he was seenCavortin' with ol' ShortyUp at the Line againWanda's got that goddamnPistol in her purseIf she goes on the rampageYou'll have to call the hearseBetter drag the lake, CharlieCharlie, drag the lakeRemember what happened last timeWhen Lester went on the make?I heard it took the cleaning crewTwo weeks to clear the barThey never found that teenage girlThey never found her carSongtexteDrag the lake, CharlieDrag the lake, CharlieIt won't be the first timeBut it might be the lastDrag the lake, CharlieAnd keep your fingers crossedAnd if you're friends with JesusPlease, ask him to help usMy best-case scenarioIs Lester turns up deadI'm almost out of ValiumCourage, and self-respectDrag the lake, CharlieDrag the lake, CharlieIt won't be the first timeBut it might be the last Aus Songtexte Mania