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Monogrammed toilet paper rollers that singEver wonder who would buy these things?The ones with plastic Santas in their yardsAnd custom license plates no one understandsStrength thru shoppingWhat a thrillWho cares, they were on saleSave more buying nothing at allBut it's the art of the dealFake glasses so people think I'm smartFitness toys by mail, I think I used 'em onceFound a quicker wayTo dazzle the boys and girlsSilicone implants for he-man lumpy armsStrength thru shoppingMake my dayObey the call of the consumerGive me convenienceOr give me deathBefore I choke on myselfMy car stereo's so loud and bigThere's hardly anywhere for me to sitSongtexteOr make room for an inflatable doll or threeSo I can take the carpool laneAnd pass toll-freeTook a paid vacation on a trainMy camcorder never left my faceOnly put it down to rechargeAt home I'll play it backAnd see just where we've goneStrength through shopping everywhereAm I possessed by my possessions?Online I never leave my chairNo one screws meKuz I'm protected I'm protectedI screw myself instead Aus Songtexte Mania