Digital Princess Songtext

Digital master of cunning disguise

She's a digital princess, fake-faced mother

She'll hit you hard but she'll never satisfy



At the click of a button she's all yours

Oh how you love these digital whores

But you're not paying, she's for free

It's all in your monthly broadband fee

Sexy ladies waiting at home

She won't nag, she doesn't moan
Use your fingers to turn her on

But when you shut down the fantasy is gone



Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code

But if you could see behind the screen there's a wart-infested cancoured toad!

Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code

But if you could see behind the screen

There's a big fat mama with a heavy load!



She's a digital princess, digital lover

Digital master of cunning disguise

She's a digital princess, fake-faced mother

She'll hit you hard but she'll never satisfy



Fuelling your desires for a one-off hit

Wonder what your Mum would think if she knew about it?

You're middle-aged now and you haven't got a hope

Your love life will only get worse, how will you cope?

A takeaway and a bottle of beer

Is all you need when you have her here

Talkin' 'bout the way she loves your sense of humour

Go find yourself a human being, you sad loser!



Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code

But if you could see behind the screen there's a wart-infested cancoured toad!

Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code

But if you could see behind the screen

There's a big fat mama with a heavy load!



Keeping your interest by posting you her pictures

Really they're from Vogue and tehy're photoshopped in

Smooth and flawless - her face is perfection

Airbrushed and tampered with so she only has one chin



She's gonna do it, she' gonna do it,

She's gonna hit you hard but never satisfy your needs oh yeah

She's gonna do it, she' gonna do it,

She's gonna hit you hard but never satisfy your needs



Game over.