Country Hooker With A Penis Songtext

sucking up to the man
yeah, well I've got some advice for you little buddy
before you point your finger you should know that I'm the Man
if I'm the Man and you're the Man and he's the Man as well point that little finger up your...

I met a boy
wearing vans and 501s
he had a dope Beastie "t"
nipple rings and new tattoos
and claimed that he was OGT
back from my first EP.

And in between sips of coke
he told me that he thought we were selling out
laying down
sucking up to the Man
yeah, well I've got some advice for you little buddy
before you point your finger you should know that I'm the Man
if I'm the Man and you're the Man and he's the Man as well point that fucking finger up your ass!
All you know about me is what I sold ya, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, I'm a dipshit
then you bought one

Well I've got some advice for you little buddy
before you point your finger you should know that I'm the Man
if I'm the Man and you're the Man and he's the Man as well point that fucking finger up your ass!