Country Blues Songtext

If you wanna take a ride, then let's ride
Twelve pack of Coors Light and it's on ice
She wanna get drunk, get the moonshine
My wife loves when I hit her from the backside, that's right
Ooh, I'ma ride on my tractor
She fell in love when I took her to the pastor
I be it up, I put that cookie on a platter
She shuck my corn, I ain't even have to ask her
And all my cows are really moved today
And all my horses eat the finest hay
I got mud on my boots feedin' the hogs today
I got chickens in the coop, how many eggs did they lay?
Let's head downtown to the carnival
Everything John Deere, even the lawnmower
Any contest, I bet I win in first place
Biggest zucchini in the whole damn state, hey, hey, hey

I got my pickup truck outside, baby, you ready to ride?
Yeah, this is the part where you kick back and relax, we're about to have a good time We gon' watch the moon shine, sippin' on moonshine, I feel like the moon, love
I'ma break out my old guitar and I'ma sing the country blues all damn night
I'm singin' my country blues, singin' country blues, give 'em country blues
I'm singin' my country blues, singin' country blues, 'cause I'm a country dude
I'm singin' my country blues, singin' country blues, give 'em country blues
I'm singin' my country blues, singin' country blues, 'cause I'm a country dude