Cosmic Debris Songtext

THE MYSTERY MAN CAME OVERAND HE SAID: "I'M OUTTA SITE!"HE SAID FOR A NOMINAL SERVICE CHARGEI COULD REACH NER-VONNA TONITEIF I WAS READY, WILLING, AND ABLETO PAY HIM HIS REGULAR FEEHE WOULD DROP ALL THE RESTOF HIS PRESSING AFFAIRSAND DEVOTE HIS ATTENTION TO MEBUT I SAIDLOOK HERE, BROTHERWHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THATCOSMIK DEBRIS?LOOK HERE, BROTHERDON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIMEON MEWELL, THE MYSTERY MAN GOT NERVOUSAN' HE FIDGET AROUND A BITHE REACHED IN THE POCKET OF HIS MYSTERY ROBEAN' HE WHIPPED OUT A SHAVING KITNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS A RAZORAND A CAN OF FOAMIN' GOOBUT HE TOLD ME RIGHT THENWHEN THE TOP POPPED OPENTHERE WAS NOTHIN' HIS BOX WON'T DOWITH THE OIL OF AFRO DYTEEAN' THE DUST OF THE GRAND WAZOOHE SAID: "YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS, LITTLE FELLABUT IT'LL CURE YOUR ASTHMA TOO!"AN' I SAIDLOOK HERE, BROTHERWHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THATCOSMIK DEBRIS?(WHAT KIND OF A GURU ARE YOU, ANYWAY?)LOOK HERE, BROTHERDON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIMEON MEI'VE GOT TROUBLES OF MY OWN, I SAIDAND YOU CAN'T HELP ME OUTSO TAKE YOUR MEDITATIONS AND RAM IT UP YOUR SNOUT"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOLE!" HE SAIDAN' HELD IT TO THE LIGHTSO I SNATCHED IT ALL AWAY FROM HIMAN' I SHOWED HIM HOW TODO IT RIGHTI WRAPPED A NEWSPAPER 'ROUND MY HEADSO I LOOKED LIKE I WAS DEEPI SAID SOME MUMBO-JUMBOS THEN,'N TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO SLEEPI ROBBED HIS RINGS AN' POCKET WATCHAN' EVERYTHING ELSE I FOUNDI HAD THAT SUCKER HYPNOTIZEDHE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A SOUNDI PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM HIS FUTURE THENAS LONG AS HE WAS HANGIN' AROUNDI SAID "THE PRICE OF MEAT HAS JUST GONE UPAN' YOUR OLD LADY HAS JUST GONE DOWN!"LOOK HERE, BROTHERWHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT COSMIK DEBRIS?LOOK HERE BROTHERDON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIMEON MENOW IS THAT A REAL PONCHOOR IS THAT A SEARS PONCHO...DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU COULD MAKEMORE MONEY AS A BUTCHER? AND SO-DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIMEON ME!OM SHANTIOM SHANTI