Confessions Of A Teenage Scumbag Scuzbucket Songtext

Wank my dick
on a cloth
'cause I am
a weak flirt.

I am bad, I am sad.
Say I'm more than a lad.
Take some girl to my pad.
Her cherry will be had.

Seek a lick,
want some sloth.
Pose with cam,
I'm so curt.

See that chick,
she's a goth.
She's a sham,
pure as dirt.
Watch some flick.
Get them off,
squeeze some ham,
give her hurt.

Look at me,
I am strong.
I can't see
right from wrong.

Act all cool,
like I rule.
Not for school,
not a fool.

Sold my soul
on ebay.
Don't that sound
way passé?

Fallible,
invincible,
lie a death than live a die.

Dirty, dingy, grimy.
Gritty, mingey, slimy.
I don't want to pretend.
Lightweight fame will reach end.

Fad is gone,
went too long.
Smoke a bong,
write a song.

Life's a bitch,
Then you die.
So unlike
Princess Di.

I self hurt,
life's a jerk,
so am I.
Don't want work.

Slit my wrists,
hope to die.
Die a death than live a lie.