Christmas In Neverland Songtext

Mom warmed up the car

She told me therapy won't be that hard

Times are tough, you know the family needs it

So black or white hold on tight while you beat it



(Chorus)

I'm going to Christmas in Neverland

I'm gonna sword fight day and night

With Peter Pan

Come home a little bit abused
And slightly confused

We'll get rich just stick to the plan

In Never Neverland



Mom rolled up

She threw me out the car door

She said she'd say a prayer for me

In the doorway stood a devilish man

Who had some Jesus Juice for me



I asked if I could see his monkey

He threw me on the bed and tried to hump me

He even watched me while I took a wiz

I think I'm kind of into this



(Chorus)



Mom showed up with an ice pack

She asked me to describe my attack

I said there is no blood on me

We cuddled by the Christmas tree

So she enrolled me in a self-help class

With a candy cane still in my ass

I said hello my name is Stevo

I had sex with Captain EO

They asked me to elaborate

But squirmed when I said masturbate

With eyes wide open, faces red

I told them how I gave him....



Heading to court that day

I cried cause I was sad

Never would I get to go back

To Never Neverland



Christmas in Neverland