Chrismas Is Cancelled Songtext

You ask me how I've been

And if I've seen much snow?

Skilfully avoiding things

That happened here a year ago



So she's turned you out has she

Well I can't say I'm surprised

After last year's festive farce

I find it hard to sympathise


I slid through slush on Boxing Day

The shops were shut, no films were on

You just wander round to hers

And left a note to say you've gone



Stood by the fireplace

You look ridiculous

You can't just come and stay here

Like you did last Christmas



You know what you did wrong

And Christmas, Christmas is cancelled this year



The last thing I expected

Was to come and find you knocking

At my door

Waiting for a treat in Christmas stockings

(How shocking!)



Don't take your jacket off

This is not your home

Just raise your glass to two more people

Spending Christmas day alone



Stood by the fireplace

You look ridiculous

You can't just come and stay here

Like you did last Christmas



You know what you did wrong

And Christmas, Christmas is cancelled this year



No mum don't worry about me

I'll just have fish and chips for tea

I'll watch the Queen and go to sleep

I'll watch the Queen and go to sleep



Stood by the fireplace

You look ridiculous

You can't just come and stay here

Like you did last Christmas



You know what you did wrong

And Christmas, Christmas is cancelled this year



Christmas is Cancelled this year



No mum don't worry about me

Just have a happy Christmas



Chrismtas is Cancelled this year oh oh oh

Chrismtas is Cancelled this year oh oh oh