Chic Tweetz Songtext

I sent you this hot fax
And you gave me the ax
I said I was wax for your cracks

What's with that?
Nice ass
Well, give it a grasp
You better move fast
I've got gas (he's got gas)

You've got a big nose
Well, beat me with a hose
Put me in this pose or that pose
Let's see how it goes

Milk and cheap teats
These goddamn sheep
I shave 'em and count 'em to sleep
Send me some nude pics
Or let's make naughty flicks
Just cram me in your mix
I got tricks

What's with the hot nights?
I'm wearing these tights
They're so chunky tight at night

You made a big stink
Now you get a wink
Maybe pour me drink, my schmutzfink

For spite I wore these tights
You jealous, you little hamstring man?
Well come and get me

Chic tweets
For planting the seed
Chic tweets
Let's do the deed
Chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets

I realise at this point, I've made a terrible mistake
I was playing very bad organ and I needed a way out
I couldn't see the door

You've made me go "ouch"
And smash in my pouch
I was just lying on the couch, you big grouch

The dumb shark, we'll go to the park
And then... uh... go to the park, I guess

Chic tweets, I sent you
Chic tweets, those are mine

Huge feet, like boats in the fleet
You're toes are like meat, it's so sweet

Timeline, that's going fine
Matt, those are mine (those are his)

Bring those over here
Thanks a lot

Matching tattoos
Now, here is the news
I'm getting both of yous on a cruise
You know we can't lose

Shit, I thought it was going great
You stopped them chunky jam
Matt, that was great
Yeah, that was great, yeah
You must be thankful
Hah, I am
Got to appreciate the good things I like
That was good
That's a huge jam
"Timeline, those things are mine", that was the best
Well, they are mine, so I take them with me to lapland