Car Theif Songtext
Some static started in the pool hallIn a motherfucker's face with the cue ballThen I met this girl she tried to gank meSo I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank BeeMe and my crew out breaking windowsThe bingo the lotto you know I'll never win thosePossession is half the lawI had my routines before all y'allYour whole life is coming apart at the seamsYou ain't nothing but a car thief biting routinesI'm a city slicker I ain't no townieRight now I wish I had another hash brownieLike Ricky alawys said you've got to toke and passOr Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' assYou try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat*See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that*I'm a writer a poet a genius I know itI don't buy cheeba I grow it*I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to meBut I'm down with Jalil Donkey and EcstasySmoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizerBecause I had to deal with a money hungry miserHad a caine filled Kool with my man Rush RushSaw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brushYou be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke MirrorMy girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear herYou can't deny me you always want to try meYou're just gonna get your ass kickedHomeboy throw in the towelYour girl got dicked by Ricky PowellThe Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beastFor smoking that dust at St. Anthony's FeastSometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoeAll the wife beaters and all the tax cheatersSitting in the White House pulling their petersBuy me cheeba from the cop down the streetThe only cop with a rope chain walking the beatLike a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'Space cake cookies I discover who I amI'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy ManFive-O caught me now I'm going to the mountainsSaid good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountantsMy mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta thinkSo I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drinkSo the lights are flashing my mind is spinningI feel like it is always the beginningOf another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rockYou ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped