Calypso Songtext

Well I sewed the stitches that Marilyn bust
And I wrote the quavers that Beethoven sussed
And I danced the dance that old Flattley loved
And I solved the crimes before Columbo turned up

I never asked for much
My pleasure was a t-t-touch
I could have taken everything and flaunt it
Well that was something that I never wanted

Well I sewed the stitches that Marilyn bust
And I wrote the quavers that Beethoven sussed
And I danced the dance that old Flattley loved
And I solved the crimes before Columbo turned up

(Thanks to Alice for these lyrics)