Brother For Sale Songtext

Well, we think this world Is a real nice place But we think that it's a crime That we should have an older brother Who picks on us all the time So, next time he's sleeping in his room We're goin' to sneak in and tie him Then we'll talk him out into the street And see if someone will buy him Brother for sale Only fifty cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only fifty cents Hey, would anybody like to buy A slightly used big brother? Even if you have one now Trade him for another He will help you with the chores And he's fairly clean The only problem is, sometimes He can be so mean! Brother for sale Twenty five cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Twenty five cents If mom knew we were selling him We would really get it Buy him now, don't pay 'til June On approved credit Buy him now, and we'll tell you What we will do, mister We'll even throw into the deal Our little baby sister Brother for sale Only ten cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only ten cents He will always pick you up When you take a fall And he's good at showing you How to catch a ball He always tells these funny jokes And does this crazy dance Hey, wait! He sounds like a pretty nice guy... Let's give him one more chance Our brother's not for sale Not for any price Our brother's not for sale We guess he will suffice We like to hug him We like to bug him He's really rather nice Our brother's not for sale Not for any price!