BMW man Songtext

So you're the boyfriend, nice to meet you, is it Dustin
and did you say you vote republican, and can I get you another sloe gin fizz

makin' no mistakes, no one's gonna fall for you
ain't got what it takes, find another avenue
throw us all a break, she can't really care for you
just another fake, who drives a BMW

all this is crazy, I can't believe that you've replaced me
you and your goons from your fraternity, at the bar glued to ESPN