Big Dork Songtext

I just heard through the grapevine, now you stare
Wondering why you don’t leave me alone, just sit there
Aye, yuh, aye, yuh
Square up and punch like you Spookley the Square Pumpkin
BMO, Jeff, Professor Utonium, Spongebob, all of ‘em duckin’
Make you blue like Huckleberry Hound, James P. Sullivan
That’s right after I make you red like Lightning McQueen, leave ‘em down, see the skull on them
But you won’t be purple, for I am Thanos

I gotta tell you something
I’m breaking up with you
You should’ve left you first
You should’ve taken the first flight home
You should’ve known this wouldn’t of worked
But I don’t really care, cuz you a big dork

Okay, let me get it started
A, B, honor roll, now you broken-hearted
Sitting on the floor, tears on the carpet
Our whole life started to tarnish So I really tried to garnish
But in reality, I was done with you
Now you got nothing to do
You just sit there and sigh
I saw you with another guy
But you know you were with me, so you were shy
And you thought I wouldn’t figure out, oh I
Would’ve figured out anyway
So you could just go and finish your day
Cause I’m out!

I gotta tell you something
I’m breaking up with you
You should’ve left you first
You should’ve taken the first flight home
You should’ve known this wouldn’t of worked
But I don’t really care, cuz you a big dork, you a big dork
Okay, send you down like a friggin’ stork
I gotta tell you something
I’m breaking up with you
You should’ve left you first
You should’ve taken the first flight home
You should’ve known this wouldn’t of worked
But I don’t really care, cuz you a dork, a big dork
Send your ass down like a friggin’ stork, ooh
‘Cause you a big, big, dork
I gotta tell you something
I’m breaking up with you
You should’ve left you first
But I don’t really care, cuz you a big dork