Bible Thumper Songtext
Your constant disbelief is just what I expected
Please continue to point out my decadence
Please continue to obliterate my confidence
Oh please please please please don't respect me

Your constant loathsome stare is just what I expected
Please continue to insult me indirectly
Please continue to make false assumptions
Oh please please please jump to conclusions
Tell me what I am and who I'll be
Construct a character analysis for the class to study
Go off on your gossamer tangent
You have evidence but it's all misleading

I'll give you give you give you grocery store flowers
I'll make you make you make you sick
I'll give you give you give you frustration
I'll make you immortal, you communistic bible thumper

Who am I kidding?
You would know
I'm so good at playing dumb that
You think my behavior's typical
I'll never seem academic because
I hate you

Tell me what I am and who I'll be
Construct a character analysis for the class to study
Go off on your gossamer tangent
You have evidence but it's all misleading

I'm just a cancer on society
(Hooker, mechanic, janitor)
I'm just a cancer on society
(Clerk, cashier, deadbeat)
I'm just a cancer on society
(Housewife, mother, negligent)
I'm just a cancer on society
(Junkie, politician, gardener)
Vanquish it with chemo
I'll look like you

Tell me what I am and who I'll be
Construct a character analysis for the class to study
Go off on your gossamer tangent
You have evidence but it's all misleading

You can bake potatoes but you can't bake me