At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys Songtext

Five Iron Frenzy

von The End Is Here

At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys Songtext
I'm twenty-nine years old,
still wearing the wallet chain,
like I was twenty-eight.
I'm wearing my Vans right now,
so high school kids will think that I can skate.
I've got a degree in science,
yet shaking my fists in defiance.

Anyway, I'm not cliché,
I hardly own any ties.
I may be old,
but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

I'm watching MTV,
for fashion tips,
so I can say,
that I saw it first.
Backwards hat, tattoos,
and goatee say I'm cool,
just like Fred Durst.
I pay almost all my bills,
I sleep on a futon still.

(Anyway, I'm not cliche,
I might not even die.
I may be old,
but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.