Andrew's Wizard Rock Songtext

Talking Harry Potter

Like a wolf howling at the moon



Theories, discussion, more pickles, please?

Fans in the stands

Screaming on their knees

Our show got big

Nobody thought it would

It was like the little train

The engine that could


Now please

Here's the main event

It's my first single

So give me time to vent

People 'round the world

Listen to our show

We got many segments

So let's give it a go



So I ask,

Who's the best Potter Podcast around?

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We gotta stop selling t-shirts

We're gonna sell underground

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We're really pretty funny

The fans say we're hot and smart

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Look out you other Podcasts

We're about to climb the charts

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M U double G L E C A S and a T



We will start with news

Each and every week

Micah Tan anchorman

Making all the girls shriek

With laughter, I mean

This guy is really funny

Don't be buggin him though

He'll kill some purple bunnies



The announcements

Hold up, let's skip those

I'll be the first to admit

They should be disposed

Podcast Alley

Vote once a month

There I said it, once now

Do until your life's done



Let's get to the part

We call the main discussion

It's catchy and intriguing

As is percussion

Sometimes we screw up

On a fact or two, it's true

The fans knew

They often make a break through



Speaking of fans

We have listener rebuttals

Sent in via e-mail

Faster than a space shuttle

We love the feedback

It's great to open and read

Now let me ask you

Are you ready to proceed?



So I ask,

Who's the best Potter Podcast around?

M U double G L E C A S and a T

We gotta stop selling t-shirts

We're gonna sell underground

M U double G L E C A S and a T

We're really pretty funny

The fans say we're hot and smart

M U double G L E C A S and a T

Look out you other Podcasts

We're about to climb the chart

M U double G L E C A S and a T

M U double G L E C A S and a T



E-mails, send it off to us

The rebuttals, feedback, complaints

Come by the bus load

Day after day

It makes my brain fry

Don't expect a reply



Gimme gimme gimme gimme

Gimme a Butterbeer

When Ben's got an issue with Potter

You better stay clear

Christianty, Emma Watson

Ugh, Laura Mallory

Give it a rest

It's just a good story



I hate to speak its name

Chapter-by-chapter

Going page-by-page

Analyzing what's after

Each and every letter

Nothing is missed

Sadly though it made the MuggleCast reject list



1 218 20 MAGIC

It's a number fans call

With a question, don't make it tragic

Call right now

Leave us a note

Don't make it something important

Or we'll have your throat



So I ask,

Who's the best Potter Podcast around?

M U double G L E C A S and a T

We gotta stop selling t-shirts

We're gonna sell underground

M U double G L E C A S and a T

We're really pretty funny

The fans say we're hot and smart

M U double G L E C A S and a T

Look out you other Podcasts

We're about to climb the chart

M U double G L E C A S and a T

M U double G L E C A S and a T



This concludes my very first single

Podcasting finally has a catchy jingle

Hoping this song puts Wizard Rock to a new level

I'm just praying Harry and the Potters don't wish me on the devil



Another year of MuggleCast

Is just around the corner

We hope you'll be there

Through every last mourner

Not to mention the final book to open and read

Watch out, you other Podcasts

Are you ready to proceed?



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