A Funny Thing Happened Songtext

I begged them for a beating but they didn't want to help
I tried chugging gas, I started falling forward
I woke up half naked at the Mexican border

I was on my way, I was on my way
I know that your waiting
I was on my way, I was on my way
I was coming for you whether you want me or not

I poured chloroform on a pile of your clothes
I dreamt we were fucking but I woke up alone
Dove through the ice pants full of stones
When I looked up you were standing on the shore
I'm begging you baby send me a sign
I'm asking you to help me make it in time

I'm never gonna stop I won't give up
I'm coming for you if you like it or not

A funny thing happened, I was laughing as the whole blackened And I don't know if I was on my way to hell or heaven
I don't know but you won't let me go

I love you, don't hold anything above you
But you won't let me go, you won't let me go

I love you
(My friends keep calling)
Don't hold anything above you
(They wonder where I am)
But you won't let me go
(They're knocking at the door)
You won't let me go
(But I don't answer them)

I love you
(I'm on my way)
Don't hold anything above you
(I'm never gonna stop)
But you won't let me go
(I'm coming for you girl)
You won't let me go
(Whether you like it or not)