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and north went my feelings.

staring at the ceiling.

trying to sort out my life.

but my foggy sight blinds me like..



like, i wrote the most incredible blueprint.

flashes and questions flowing by like a tiger and a scent.

we'll be swimming in money, and brushing our teeth with diamonds.

ever since i grew cunning, "we dine in royalty, gents."


eyes, what beautiful eyes.

crowded in a party at noon,

she was stripping my clothes from across the room.

for hours i waited, lots of time consumed.

just like that picture you drew,

in this game, everyone will lose.

lies, what beautiful lies.

but my foggy sight blinds me like..



like, i wrote the most incredible blueprint.

flashes and questions flowing by like a tiger and a scent.

we'll be swimming in money, and brushing our teeth with diamonds.

ever since i grew cunning, "we dine in royalty, gents."



(several people saying at once)

i'll walk out that door.

place my two feet on the floor.

stare at a few leaks.

dry myself off, before i leave.

with the crown on my head,

i'll love you 'til we can't breathe.

i need to sit down, i need a drink.

brush my teeth, 14 times a week.

after my meals, after i eat.

i won't eat onions, i won't eat cheese.

i won't eat this, that, those, and these.

destroyer! diahreea! pizza covered in greese.

my newly occupied disease.

i like to eat lots and lots of ice cream.

my only fault is the awakening brain freeze.

i'll sneak in your dreams, ruin your deep sleep, cause you to sneeze, tell you lies and give you fees, only to have your wife on her knees!

i'll have your family as slaves with ease..

you think you can stop me?

nigga please.



(starts singing again)

i wrote the most incredible blueprint.

flashes and questions flowing by like a tiger and a scent.

we'll be swimming in money, and brushing our teeth with diamonds.

ever since i grew cunning, "we dine in royalty, gents."

we'll dine in royalty, gents.

we'll dine until our deepest desires are drowned with expensive food and wine.